The Lampions

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been way too long but the Lampions are still here with a backlog the size of Andre the Giant's underwear. This episode was the last recorded before the pandemic when we could still hang out face to face. It's pretty disgusting. Hope you enjoy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been too long. The Lampions are back with a Christmas episode to celebrate the beginning of the summer. We talk ham prep, Christmas cookie and we even get a visit from Fiscal Santa Claus and we get to wish for things we will never receive. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Hello Smokies and Brats. We have been gone way too long. This week we are rudely interrupted by some vegans, work through holiday grievances, talk ejaculate cleanup and working with negative people. Enjoy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Welcome back smokies and brats! The Lampions recorded an episode back in October and I thought ya'll might want to hear it now that its Chrimmas time. We spend most of our meat related podcast talking about family, Halloween candy and other nefarious topics and then Cookie tells all these corporate D-Bags how we should really be running meat departments with a Cars tribute at the e

Hello Smokies and Brats. We're back. (Sorry.) This episode is all about shit phones, rib flavored condoms, and crazy customers with outlandish expectations. We also debate coleslaw on pulled pork sandwiches and why corporations cut service worker hours to meet market expectations. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Hello smokies and brats. The microdicks are back for more shit talk and nonsensical humor. We talk the organic myth, donuts, forgetting weed in your pocket and all sorts of other life changing topics. Also, I sing one very poorly prepared goat song. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Who are the Lampions? asked no one! We're back for another action packed episode where we explore many a topic including the value of overnights, what's too gross to sell and eat, and how much finger is too much to lose in a deli slicer? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support

Hello people. Its the Lampions back for more meat talk. We are four broken men talking about dead things! This week we talk grinder mishaps, our favorite knives and Cookie has a special birthday message for D.P. The Goat song of the Week is a great Joe Cocker remix. Remember that you can choose to ignore us, but we're not going anywhere. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters

Hello again Smokies and Brats. I bet you thought we were gone for good. After some technical difficulties and personal disfunction we are back with a vengeance. This week we talk about hams, meatless fast food burgers, and various items in a meat department that can be used as weapons in the event of an attack! Also, we get an update on Nils fleshlight. Enjoy. --- Support this podc

Hello Smokies and Brats, the lampions are here to discuss roller meat, ballsacks, and Cookie has a special message for his favorite customer. We spend way too much time discussing vegetarian food and have a frank talk about minimum pay increases in a retail environment. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-lampions/support