The Umbrella Branch: Podcast

Black Lives Matter. A conversation.

Jump back into the tub for a social distance soak with Tendai and Joey. After finally working out how to record a Zoom call, the once inseparable co-hosts discuss life in lockdown and how grumpy it's been making them. Join us in our special episode dedicated to Franklyn.

The Umbrella Branch duo, you know as Tendai and Joey are back after an extended break. The duo welcomes special guest Cupid St. Valentine to share some commercialised romance as we take a closer look at Prince Andrew's sweat patches and the meatless balls sub and other vegan alternatives.

Joey explains why vegetarianism makes him better than everyone else while Tendai refuses to donate a penny to the orphans. Tune in to hear us laugh our way through conversations of urinal etiquette, selling out to The Man and the scandal of a rigged family Secret Santa. Also, we can be the first podcast to report that Dwayne, 'The Rock' Johnson still isn't dead.

Liam Fergus, one half of London-based electronic duo LE SON, joins us to discuss his music and recently released EP. Liam reveals all in this intimate interview in which we discover more about the song 'Without A Sound', which featured during a sex scene on Oprah Winfrey Network drama 'Queen Sugar'. Liam also shares his experience with Christian Grime Music. Be sure to also check o

Greta Thunberg had to pull out from the show at the last minute to save the world, so we scraped TheAsianLoner off the kerb to fill in. Tendai learns the difference between a cake and a biscuit, Joey mocks his former school peers and Matthew realises the errors of his ways when he was our special guest last time.

The Umbrella Branch duo are back again this time with what can only be described as a what on earth episode filled with random topics such as; dating, Brexit, fantasy football, Joey's trip to Slovakia and his new beef-free diet and some other random shit to make the episode stretch to an hour for your listening pleasure.

When all they find in Area 51 is The Umbrella Branch duo recording in the Kitchen. Not even Alien technology could make our audio quality sound any better. Plus we also broke their fridge by accident all the while talking about this Island of Love everyone is on about.

The duo that once was Buy Some Bread is back again, new name, same old stuff and a brief explanation as to who burnt the bread that ended it all. In the first ever episode, Joey and Tendai cover a range of topics as well as voicing their thoughts too. What madness is awaiting? I guess you'll have to listen to find out.