Eurovision in Isolation

What’s that coming over the hill, is it Joci Pápai vibes? In a rare morning recording, the gang slurs their way through five more Eurovision contenders ahead of the Grand Final/Simon’s stag do. Will they finally agree on their top song? Do the Amish watch Eurovision? Will Phil successfully pronounce some Estonian? Tune in to find out. Follow the songs here: https://www.youtube

The gang is back aboard the speedboat of musical travel to witness the sights, sounds and smells of Eurovision 2024. This week, Ireland rolls the dice, Australia phones it in, and Austria will rave - whether Simon the Character likes it or not. Follow the songs here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi_PXCB9XDxsA8aYfIWfyok2naFtQE2jv

There's no business like snow business! The gang casts their fishing rods of Eurovision back over 5 ice-themed entries from competitions past in this brrr-illiant Christmas special. Will Russia get another frosty reception? Is Phil on thin ice with his views on panettone? And what is Simon doing under the desk? Get your skates on and find out! Follow the festive performances here:

The gang takes one last lap of the contenders before this year's Eurovision and/or the podcast's cancellation, whichever happens first. Featuring a returning Swedish champion, a Belgian matador Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, and the Moldovan reincarnation of Joci Pápai vibes. Plus, can AI write a Eurovision song? Tune in to find out! (It can.) Follow the performances here: https://www.y

With weeks to go until Eurovision 2023, the gang boards the speedboat of musical travel and runs down the hopefuls and hopeless for this year's Eurovision - including a Norwegian sea shanty, a Finnish human centipede and something very French and interesting. So bust open the fenêtre and pour yourself a piña colada, you're probably going to need it. Follow the songs here: https:/

The speedboat of music travel (are we still doing that?) is back in action for our first podcast of the 2023 season, and this week we're looking at how we got here: by coming second. So if you like Sam Ryder, you'll love... the part of the episode where we talk about him. Plus, Phil reveals his top 3 sausage rolls, Simon goes to bed, and a man from the 1950s violates a bird. It's g

Quick disclaimer: last night's semi-final has reduced this episode's relevance by 20%, though Dan's return balances it out with a 20% increase in hostility. The Gang also pilots a brand new spin-off format, while Simon attempts a cheery rebrand. What could possibly go wrong? Follow along with the performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mYBiIO0pfY&list=PLi_PXCB9XDxtEYH2_trS3Q

Phil introduces a new catchphrase in the first of a two-part foray into Eurovision 2022, featuring consumer complaints, sponsorship ideas and Easter recipes. Plus some discussion of the Eurovision Song Contest. Follow the songs here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi_PXCB9XDxsUuhT6rG5CqN7fFWBRiHzA

In what is fast becoming a Christmas tradition, the gang celebrates the festive lockdown with discussion of this weekend's Junior Eurovision, Christmas coke and dead celebs. Stay tuned for bonus appearances from returning guest Harry and podcast newcomer Steven. Look! Annoy your family by following along with the songs here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi_PXCB9XDxuhqH-Si

With mere days until Eurovision 2021, the gang breaks down 5 controversial entries going into this year's contest. Will Flo Rida turn up? Is devil worship a vote winner? Does Alex know what a video game is? And don't forget to follow us for the final when Phil will be live/drunk tweeting! Watch the performances discussed here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi_PXCB9XDxv1_O-